American fast food chain Arby's releases polyhedral dice set (for the third time)

Arby's Dice

By popular demand, ARBY’S DICE ARE HERE. Take Arby’s on every adventure with these dice, each featuring a tiny signature Arby’s hat encased within. Dice feature gold lettering and are emblazoned with a teeny Arby’s logo. Game on.

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Released earlier today for $12, they're already sold out, but will be back on April 21.

For non-Americans, Arby's is a C-list American fast food chain specializing in what they swear are roast beef sandwiches. They have good sides and sauce, but the actual sandwiches, not so much. There's a reason Nihilist Arby's was a thing.

These would certainly be the most unique dice set to bring to the table. Heck, maybe you could use them to play the Wendy's RPG and tear a hole in the fabric of spacetime.

 

[Teo Twawki]

I'm trying to be nice to the handful of surviving Arby's fans out there.

There must be d6+1 of them still remaining.

 

[Lidgar]

I love how they replaced the high number on each dice with the pen** Arby's symbol.

"I got an Arby crit! Sweet, where's the fake BBQ sauce?"

 

[overgeeked]

Wow. The vague black dot in the middle is the Arby's peen-hat logo.

Their non-"roast beef" sandwiches are vaguely okay if you hate yourself a little.

 

[niklinna]

I love how they replaced the high number on each dice with the pen** Arby's symbol.

"I got an Arby crit! Sweet, where's the fake BBQ sauce?"

So wait is that sauce for fake BBQ, or fake sauce for BBQ?

Or, you know, it could be both.

(I am mildly annoyed that I typed "por que no los dos" and all the results are subtitled in English. Also I should point out this clip is from a convenience food commercial.)

 

[Olgar Shiverstone]

Perfect for an RPG set in the Burger & Cola Wars.

 

[John Dallman]

Perfect for an RPG set in the Burger & Cola Wars.

So, you've played Ninja Burger?

 

[billd91]

So, given Arby's slogan, why aren't the dice made of meat?

 

[Lidgar]

So, given Arby's slogan, why aren't the dice made of meat?

Thanks. Now I am imagining a bunch of eight-sided cocktail wienies with numbers branded on them.

 

[Bayushi_seikuro]

Speaking of making incredible saving throws...

Back when Arby's used to run 5 for $5 (i'm old) -- my friend and I got some. I usually would eat mine plain. Decided I wanted some sauce on it.

Opened the sandwich perfectly in the middle... to find some sheered bolt shavings/chunks in the middle of the meat.

Took years before I could eat there again.

 

[payn]

Speaking of making incredible saving throws...

Back when Arby's used to run 5 for $5 (i'm old) -- my friend and I got some. I usually would eat mine plain. Decided I wanted some sauce on it.

Opened the sandwich perfectly in the middle... to find some sheered bolt shavings/chunks in the middle of the meat.

Took years before I could eat there again.

5 for 5 oh yeah! I miss dearly the Chicken Cordon Blu...