WotC (humor) 1001 reasons why WotC is bad

[CleverNickName]

62. They sell D&D books.

63. Did you hear me? They sell D&D books! They have the audacity to charge money for a product they created!

64. The only reason they even write new D&D books is so that they can turn around and sell them for money!!

65. Who do they think they are, some kind of publishing company? a business?!

 

[LordEntrails]

5. They don't allow puppies in the workspace

This, this is just. I think I'm going to have to retire from the internet now

 

[Vaalingrade]

66. The Book of Vila Darkness

67. The Book of Exalted Deeds.

68. They've never issued a public apology for the Book of Exalted Deeds.

69. Not enough random sexual innuendo even when innuendo was a skill.

 

[payn]

69. Not enough random sexual innuendo even when innuendo was a skill.

 

[GuyBoy]

70 Mialee’s cheekbones.

 

[Jack Daniel]

71 Making 4e all rigid and perfectly balanced RUINED D&D FOREVER
72 Making 5e all loosey-goosey and unbalanced RUINED D&D FOREVER

 

[Bacon Bits]

66. The Book of Vila Darkness

Look, Hommlett didn't pay their electricity bill. Oh, wait, no. This is about that guy on PBS, isn't it?

73. D&D isn't exactly perfect for me, the main character of the universe.

 

[FitzTheRuke]

74. WotC kicked my dog.

75. They don't send me as much free stuff as they used to.

 

[payn]

74. WotC kicked my dog.

76. …and pushed my dog 3 squares in 4E

 

[Lidgar]

77. They never issued an apology for The Forest Oracle

78. They don’t joke loudly nor wear sombreros.