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<blockquote data-quote="jasper" data-source="post: 7997363" data-attributes="member: 277"><p>DDAL09-12 Session</p><p></p><p>The Breath of Life Or the Lemonade Gang Parties On</p><p></p><p>Day 19 - 20</p><p></p><p>PC Killed 6 Monsters Killed 204 Villains Captured 9 Villains Escaped 0</p><p></p><p>Gain A Level. 1,600 GP. 20 Down time days. If you want.</p><p></p><p>Magic Item Potions of Fire Giant Strength * 3, Cloak of Arachnida.</p><p></p><p>No Story Award as you did not mess up.</p><p></p><p>Start time 6:22 PM End Time 9:42 PM</p><p></p><p>I had a weak group of five. Arborn ranger, rogue, warlock. Night Bane paladin. Markov necromancer. Brandy cleric. Sukua wizard. </p><p></p><p>Dara woke up the party with an unearthly scream like Oozy Osborne singing Wagner Opera in a J pop Wilhelm scream style. Illmater send her a dream about the hound-headed angel Verwyyr. Verwyyr was summon to the nine hells egos ago by a party of adventurers to defeat the Archduchess Qirozz (Queenie). The angel and party lost. Queenie stripped the flesh from the skull of the dog and made the Fetid Chalice. The hair of the dog mug pours out holy water every 666 days. Queenie throws a party during this time. It is a great honor or great bore to be invited to these parties. And there going to be a party TONIGHT. </p><p></p><p>Dara, “This is a mission of thief. You are going to steal the mug um chalice back. I don’t want to hear about your so-called mortals’ objections. You are on a mission from a gawd. No, you can’t wear sunglasses. Go NOW and talk to Mahadi. He always gets an invitation to go. Get into his entourage and steal the mug, um chalice. “</p><p></p><p>Sukua, Markov, and Arborn wake up Mahadi. He opens the second story window of his tent.</p><p></p><p>Mahadi, “What’s up dudes. I was asleep.” He yawns and kneads his neck looking down on the two.</p><p></p><p>Markov, “we are inviting you to Duchess Queenie’s party tonight.”</p><p></p><p>Mahadi, “what was that. YOU. YOU are inviting ME. To the archdevil Queenie party tonight?”</p><p></p><p>Sukua, “What your merchant friend meant is we heard about a party tonight. Could you come down and we discuss this.”</p><p></p><p>Mahadi slams the second-floor window close and the group hears him stub his toe on way down the stairs. A few minutes pass. Mahadi has taken time to change into his business clothes.</p><p></p><p>Mahadi, “So YOU. You have an invitation to Queenie’s party tonight. No. Don’t say anything. I know that is lie. I have not been the last two times. They have gotten boring. But since you must have a reason to attend. What is in for me?”</p><p></p><p>Markov, “We arrive in my war….”</p><p></p><p>Mahadi laughs,” You war machine is a silver-plated ford pinto hatch back. Please, I would be caught with your dead bodies riding it.”</p><p></p><p>Sukua, “What my party member means….”</p><p></p><p>Mahadi, “Just shut it. I have not had my Starbucks Mocha yet. Markov according to your contract 26 B section 5 sub part B (the plot requires it) is activated. You are going on a collection job. (this the bonus A objective). Mr. Giles French take their measurements.” An overweight imp starts taking their measurements. “Mr. French fetch the rest of the group. Take their measurements too. Markov Lady Gag Gag owes me a bag of soul coins. She is over due with her payment. She is a powerful night hag. Collect my payment. I don’t care how. Here are the directions. And the rest of your party and your piece of junk war machine. Go. Your finery will be done when you get back. If all of you get back. Bye Bye don’t let the door hit on the way out.”</p><p></p><p>The group drives to Lady Gag Gag cave and only get lost once since Brandy was driving. The plan is Sukua, Night Bane, and Arborn will enter the cave. Night Bane will ask nicely for the pouch of soul coins. The others will be the reserve. They enter the cave and as their eyes get use to the candle light, they notice some of them are standing on pit traps. A few quick shuffling of feet later.</p><p></p><p>Night Bane, “Lady Gag Gag your dear friend Mahadi ask for his payment. You forgot to send in your monthly service fee.”</p><p></p><p>Lady Gag Gag is a cute night hag. She is guard by six rough looking devils. She starts flirting with the paladin. “Such a fine man. I wonder how your lips would taste?” The flirting does make the paladin uncomfortable.</p><p></p><p>Lady Gag Gag, “I could pay it today. But it would require two of your souls. You are such a nice group.”</p><p></p><p>Night Bane, “No deal.” He is sweating either due to the heat or Lady Gag Gag undressing him with her eyes.</p><p></p><p>Lady Gag Gag, “My boys’ toys haven’t had any fun lately. They love new magic items to play with. Or new flesh bags to play with. Two magic items and I give you the bag.”</p><p></p><p>Markov, “I will give up my Rod of the war mage.”</p><p></p><p>Sukua, “I will give up my Ring of Free Action.”</p><p></p><p>Lady Gag Gag, “Deal!”</p><p></p><p>The deal is made and the party returns to the Emporium. (Who are these people and what have they done with my normal group?) They change into their new finery latter that day. Brandy casts Heroes Feast. The rest put on their makeup and game faces. They take off in Mahadi’s war machine it is a 1958 Ford Plymouth Fury name Christine Maine. The trip takes three hours. It is evening as they pull up.</p><p></p><p>Mahadi smiles and presents the invite. Whispering to the party, “Good Luck but don’t get my name involved. “A blue light flashes as he passes through the portal. The party discovers the blue light is a dispel magic. Some of them lose the heroes feast. Markov loses three of his skeletons. They are ticked off to discover a weapon check exists too. All the paladin’s weapons are locked up. All the magical staves are locked up. Most of the wands are locked up. Some of the group are able to palm a weapon, or wand. (Yes, a script depowering.)</p><p></p><p>They enter the main ball room. Think of any fancy movie ball room dance party with two hundred plus extras and a few “A” list stars. (Ok this a mostly social encounters only module. As there is a lot of verbal role play, I just going to sum up. I do suggest DMs use some props to make the named npcs differ.) The party has been going on for a while and the following are gone. No plates. No chicken wings. No pizza. No more infernal delights (Queenie’s specially candy) so quit asking about it. The party goers are holding their snackage with napkins on one hand. Talking and drinking with the other. (Note this is a heist module)</p><p></p><p>The dog face mug um chalice is in the center of the room. A flying bone devil is circling in a ten-foot pattern. It is protected by velvet ropes dripping blood.</p><p></p><p>The group splits up for information. The paladin is confused when the spell nerd Hastings will not talk to him. Markov and Sukua calm him down. They do get the information that after a good dance Queenie takes a 20-minute nap. He still has not eat his infernal delight.</p><p></p><p>Lexi the prancing Minotaur just flirts with everyone who takes with him. No information recovered.</p><p></p><p>Arborn flits with Queenie. He gets a dance card. And notices she has one infernal delight left. He also notices an invisible imp peaks out of the chalice.</p><p></p><p>Pingle wants an infernal delight cause eating two is not enough. His ego is so big the room is too small.</p><p></p><p>Zaralais is a very grumpy Androsphinx he hates the food, the beer, and the party.</p><p></p><p>Sukua using his imp discovers the following. Alarm spell on the chalice. Forbiddance on the pedestal it on. Glyph of warding on the chalice. Symbol of something on the chalice.</p><p></p><p>The group goes outside for a smoke break. And make plans. (They did. I was half listening in to it. After about ten real minutes the comeback with the plan.)</p><p></p><p>(I told them to position themselves and their marks and we do the plan one piece at a time. Everything before hand is happening at the same time. Action!)</p><p></p><p>Arborn is dancing with Queenie and fliting with her. He tires her out. She gives him her hat and her last infernal delights.</p><p></p><p>Brandy is chatting up the tray servant and getting nowhere.</p><p></p><p>Night Bane chatting with Zaralais discovering the sphinx wants to leave ASAP.</p><p></p><p>Lexi the Minotaur is not covered.</p><p></p><p>Markov and Sukua are chatting up both Pingle and Hastings. Pingle starts having a sneezing fit. After sneezing on the two he leaves to get his allergy meds. They discover Hasting is called Hasting because he always hastes away from a fight.</p><p></p><p>The dancing stops. Heralds announce Queenie will be taking twenty minutes to rest and recover from they fine dancing. Give Arborn a hand and smoke them if you got them. (note some magic rings were being used and I forgot who exactly took down what.)</p><p></p><p>Markov and Brandy start moving toward each other. Night Bane leaves the sphinx and move to the center of the room. Arborn moves withing twenty feet of the chalice and dispels the symbol spell. Using his imp Sukua dispels the glyph.</p><p></p><p>Markov and Brandy gets into a fight. Markov fires a fireball into the ceiling. And the fighting has begun. Night Bane moves to break up the fight. Arborn throws invisibility on the chalice and is noticed by the horned devil. But the devil does not leave his post. Using his imp Sukua takes down the forbiddance spell.</p><p></p><p>Markov grabs Night Bane and dimensions door out. Brandy turns and holds monster the horned devil, then runs toward Sukua. Sukua telekinesis the chalice to Arborn and runs toward Brandy.</p><p></p><p>Arborn not caring he is carrying the chalice with two imps in dashes toward the front door. Brandy and Sukua meet and dimension door out. An imp gives Arborn a black eye.</p><p></p><p>Arborn hits the door. Dumps the imps out of the chalice and curb stomps them. The group has made their escape.</p><p></p><p>Successfully! Well not really the cops talk to witnesses and they are identified as the group which came with Mahadi. Mahadi is not happy. No one know what fine he paid. No one has seen any wanted posters for the group.</p><p></p><p>YET.</p><p></p><p>(DM Notes this is heist module which bends itself over backward to let the players win. I did copy the archduchess and other monsters from elsewhere as they are not listed in the module. The module says if they go to a combat method of grabbing the prize is, they fail. Just that they fail. My group loved this module and I enjoyed hamming the npcs up. But the success of the module really depends on the tone of players.)</p><p></p><p>Arborn with Queenies hat. Night bane with the mug um chalice</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jasper, post: 7997363, member: 277"] DDAL09-12 Session The Breath of Life Or the Lemonade Gang Parties On Day 19 - 20 PC Killed 6 Monsters Killed 204 Villains Captured 9 Villains Escaped 0 Gain A Level. 1,600 GP. 20 Down time days. If you want. Magic Item Potions of Fire Giant Strength * 3, Cloak of Arachnida. No Story Award as you did not mess up. Start time 6:22 PM End Time 9:42 PM I had a weak group of five. Arborn ranger, rogue, warlock. Night Bane paladin. Markov necromancer. Brandy cleric. Sukua wizard. Dara woke up the party with an unearthly scream like Oozy Osborne singing Wagner Opera in a J pop Wilhelm scream style. Illmater send her a dream about the hound-headed angel Verwyyr. Verwyyr was summon to the nine hells egos ago by a party of adventurers to defeat the Archduchess Qirozz (Queenie). The angel and party lost. Queenie stripped the flesh from the skull of the dog and made the Fetid Chalice. The hair of the dog mug pours out holy water every 666 days. Queenie throws a party during this time. It is a great honor or great bore to be invited to these parties. And there going to be a party TONIGHT. Dara, “This is a mission of thief. You are going to steal the mug um chalice back. I don’t want to hear about your so-called mortals’ objections. You are on a mission from a gawd. No, you can’t wear sunglasses. Go NOW and talk to Mahadi. He always gets an invitation to go. Get into his entourage and steal the mug, um chalice. “ Sukua, Markov, and Arborn wake up Mahadi. He opens the second story window of his tent. Mahadi, “What’s up dudes. I was asleep.” He yawns and kneads his neck looking down on the two. Markov, “we are inviting you to Duchess Queenie’s party tonight.” Mahadi, “what was that. YOU. YOU are inviting ME. To the archdevil Queenie party tonight?” Sukua, “What your merchant friend meant is we heard about a party tonight. Could you come down and we discuss this.” Mahadi slams the second-floor window close and the group hears him stub his toe on way down the stairs. A few minutes pass. Mahadi has taken time to change into his business clothes. Mahadi, “So YOU. You have an invitation to Queenie’s party tonight. No. Don’t say anything. I know that is lie. I have not been the last two times. They have gotten boring. But since you must have a reason to attend. What is in for me?” Markov, “We arrive in my war….” Mahadi laughs,” You war machine is a silver-plated ford pinto hatch back. Please, I would be caught with your dead bodies riding it.” Sukua, “What my party member means….” Mahadi, “Just shut it. I have not had my Starbucks Mocha yet. Markov according to your contract 26 B section 5 sub part B (the plot requires it) is activated. You are going on a collection job. (this the bonus A objective). Mr. Giles French take their measurements.” An overweight imp starts taking their measurements. “Mr. French fetch the rest of the group. Take their measurements too. Markov Lady Gag Gag owes me a bag of soul coins. She is over due with her payment. She is a powerful night hag. Collect my payment. I don’t care how. Here are the directions. And the rest of your party and your piece of junk war machine. Go. Your finery will be done when you get back. If all of you get back. Bye Bye don’t let the door hit on the way out.” The group drives to Lady Gag Gag cave and only get lost once since Brandy was driving. The plan is Sukua, Night Bane, and Arborn will enter the cave. Night Bane will ask nicely for the pouch of soul coins. The others will be the reserve. They enter the cave and as their eyes get use to the candle light, they notice some of them are standing on pit traps. A few quick shuffling of feet later. Night Bane, “Lady Gag Gag your dear friend Mahadi ask for his payment. You forgot to send in your monthly service fee.” Lady Gag Gag is a cute night hag. She is guard by six rough looking devils. She starts flirting with the paladin. “Such a fine man. I wonder how your lips would taste?” The flirting does make the paladin uncomfortable. Lady Gag Gag, “I could pay it today. But it would require two of your souls. You are such a nice group.” Night Bane, “No deal.” He is sweating either due to the heat or Lady Gag Gag undressing him with her eyes. Lady Gag Gag, “My boys’ toys haven’t had any fun lately. They love new magic items to play with. Or new flesh bags to play with. Two magic items and I give you the bag.” Markov, “I will give up my Rod of the war mage.” Sukua, “I will give up my Ring of Free Action.” Lady Gag Gag, “Deal!” The deal is made and the party returns to the Emporium. (Who are these people and what have they done with my normal group?) They change into their new finery latter that day. Brandy casts Heroes Feast. The rest put on their makeup and game faces. They take off in Mahadi’s war machine it is a 1958 Ford Plymouth Fury name Christine Maine. The trip takes three hours. It is evening as they pull up. Mahadi smiles and presents the invite. Whispering to the party, “Good Luck but don’t get my name involved. “A blue light flashes as he passes through the portal. The party discovers the blue light is a dispel magic. Some of them lose the heroes feast. Markov loses three of his skeletons. They are ticked off to discover a weapon check exists too. All the paladin’s weapons are locked up. All the magical staves are locked up. Most of the wands are locked up. Some of the group are able to palm a weapon, or wand. (Yes, a script depowering.) They enter the main ball room. Think of any fancy movie ball room dance party with two hundred plus extras and a few “A” list stars. (Ok this a mostly social encounters only module. As there is a lot of verbal role play, I just going to sum up. I do suggest DMs use some props to make the named npcs differ.) The party has been going on for a while and the following are gone. No plates. No chicken wings. No pizza. No more infernal delights (Queenie’s specially candy) so quit asking about it. The party goers are holding their snackage with napkins on one hand. Talking and drinking with the other. (Note this is a heist module) The dog face mug um chalice is in the center of the room. A flying bone devil is circling in a ten-foot pattern. It is protected by velvet ropes dripping blood. The group splits up for information. The paladin is confused when the spell nerd Hastings will not talk to him. Markov and Sukua calm him down. They do get the information that after a good dance Queenie takes a 20-minute nap. He still has not eat his infernal delight. Lexi the prancing Minotaur just flirts with everyone who takes with him. No information recovered. Arborn flits with Queenie. He gets a dance card. And notices she has one infernal delight left. He also notices an invisible imp peaks out of the chalice. Pingle wants an infernal delight cause eating two is not enough. His ego is so big the room is too small. Zaralais is a very grumpy Androsphinx he hates the food, the beer, and the party. Sukua using his imp discovers the following. Alarm spell on the chalice. Forbiddance on the pedestal it on. Glyph of warding on the chalice. Symbol of something on the chalice. The group goes outside for a smoke break. And make plans. (They did. I was half listening in to it. After about ten real minutes the comeback with the plan.) (I told them to position themselves and their marks and we do the plan one piece at a time. Everything before hand is happening at the same time. Action!) Arborn is dancing with Queenie and fliting with her. He tires her out. She gives him her hat and her last infernal delights. Brandy is chatting up the tray servant and getting nowhere. Night Bane chatting with Zaralais discovering the sphinx wants to leave ASAP. Lexi the Minotaur is not covered. Markov and Sukua are chatting up both Pingle and Hastings. Pingle starts having a sneezing fit. After sneezing on the two he leaves to get his allergy meds. They discover Hasting is called Hasting because he always hastes away from a fight. The dancing stops. Heralds announce Queenie will be taking twenty minutes to rest and recover from they fine dancing. Give Arborn a hand and smoke them if you got them. (note some magic rings were being used and I forgot who exactly took down what.) Markov and Brandy start moving toward each other. Night Bane leaves the sphinx and move to the center of the room. Arborn moves withing twenty feet of the chalice and dispels the symbol spell. Using his imp Sukua dispels the glyph. Markov and Brandy gets into a fight. Markov fires a fireball into the ceiling. And the fighting has begun. Night Bane moves to break up the fight. Arborn throws invisibility on the chalice and is noticed by the horned devil. But the devil does not leave his post. Using his imp Sukua takes down the forbiddance spell. Markov grabs Night Bane and dimensions door out. Brandy turns and holds monster the horned devil, then runs toward Sukua. Sukua telekinesis the chalice to Arborn and runs toward Brandy. Arborn not caring he is carrying the chalice with two imps in dashes toward the front door. Brandy and Sukua meet and dimension door out. An imp gives Arborn a black eye. Arborn hits the door. Dumps the imps out of the chalice and curb stomps them. The group has made their escape. Successfully! Well not really the cops talk to witnesses and they are identified as the group which came with Mahadi. Mahadi is not happy. No one know what fine he paid. No one has seen any wanted posters for the group. YET. (DM Notes this is heist module which bends itself over backward to let the players win. I did copy the archduchess and other monsters from elsewhere as they are not listed in the module. The module says if they go to a combat method of grabbing the prize is, they fail. Just that they fail. My group loved this module and I enjoyed hamming the npcs up. But the success of the module really depends on the tone of players.) Arborn with Queenies hat. Night bane with the mug um chalice [/QUOTE]
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