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That's specialized professional vocabularies for you.

Meaning your fillings are tracking you via GPS, relaying audio signals to the Kremlin and one of them includes a cyanide capsule?

I really need to just stop looking at orange threads. All of them.

Because the second image could have been anything as far as I knew (I still can't see an Orcus in that shadowy mess) and the exact same meme template was used to compare old versus new art in the very next post. Heck, if you want Orcus, this is Orcus: Sculpts over drawings, every time.

I'm between games at the moment, but all four of the last groups left me satisfied with the table. The rules, not quite so much over time hence "between games", and for one group things ended as half the table graduated and moved away which just happens with college students. Even grads leave...

I'm still hoping to retire to Grand Fenwick someday.

Honestly, I'd've suggested "blood of a nestle-cock" instead, but so few people will know the term that it might be taken as unreasonably offensive. And let me just thank a good reference library for that one and a rare opportunity to use a double contraction.

He seems more choleric than phlegmatic, although bilious is a fair descriptor on several levels. The thesaurus suggests quite a lot of opposites of "tiger" in the sense of "one who accomplishes their goals" but none fit here very well. The opposite of "one of great drive, ambition and...

Looking back at the various art designs for these folks over the years, I'm struck by the fact that they really do not look right when someone tries to add a pair of separate humanoid arms to the four-limbed version. The rather alien look of the aarakocra with their weapons gripped in their...

So the May/June issue is up over here and while it's mostly business as usual (although Pirates of Drinax comic seems to be longer than ever) it's got one new feature - there's a solo board game called Chamax Escape. Based on the events in the LBB Chamax Plague/Horde double adventure, you play...

Ditto. It's always been a reliable way to get a game going, but no edition of it has been my first choice for an RPG since, ah, 1979? Whenever I discovered other RPGs - Traveller probably, or maybe Runequest, I forget which one was second for me as a kid.

Consider the possibility that they weren't his own nail clippings, and @Velderan had actually located his stash of material spell components. "Is that a ball of bat guano?"

I couldn't even make the art out, it's so dark. Something wrong with the 4E MM cover instead? At least you can see Tubbs in all his glory in that one. :)

Presumably his veins are filled with whatever the opposite of tiger blood is.

The fact that you think D&D monsters were illustrated in color in the old days shows how young you are. This is your daddy's dretch, kid. Better, but still not the OG Beholder. :) Also, Seth Skorkowsky's true origin of the beholder is a priceless work of art.